i hate straight bars…

breevandetramp:

i had a spliff in my ear at the bar last night and the bartender asked what it was and that i should throw it away or smoke it. it was helllla fat… then this old lonely guy asked if he could get a hit or two and hed pay me and i said, sir it is simply a hand-rolled cigarette and he was like, ha, really…okay…dick.

so i had to go speed smoke it behind the bar

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"

I, I want to come and make peace with you
but they won’t let me, no, they won’t let me through
I don’t mind if they a-arrest me
‘cause I’m wearing my Versace

Why can’t we just, put on a smile
and a buzz buzz buzz buzz
We all might be sick
Whether it’s at first or after a few drinks
we’re gonna unite, don’t they?

We’re currently set from the East
I’m from Jakarta-a-a
We PARTYNAUSEOUS ‘cause I seem to problem with ya
We’re currently set from the West
My name is Lady Gaga
We PARTYNAUSEOUS ‘cause I seem to problem with ya

Nod, if you wannna be high with the enemy
It’s a test and you better do your best
Nod, if you wanna make love with the enemy
Go and love, Baby smoke it up till we’re high

Now jump!

In a way exhausting
with problem solving
Drink ‘till she’s attractive
We’re PARTYNAUSEOUS
coming from diplomatic
Our problem plastic
Making that peace attractive
we’re PARTYNAUSEOUS

"

Lady Gaga

artRAVE

PARTYNAUSEOUS 

iamthewhitegirl:

The white girls were here

(via orgasmic-humor)

humorstop:

Dog in a dog

humorstop:

Dog in a dog

(via orgasmic-humor)

hahawhore:

friend: you dropped something

me: oh

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this whole head of hair is fake

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